This Is What Happens When The Hot Wife Gets Old! Marriage was a bad idea. Not only did your wife get old and fat, but you did too. Fucking her now really hurts your back and impairs your golf game. You could leave her, but you'd lose your house and big screen. Don't ...

And You Think You've Got Problems! You knew this day would come, white people. No amount of jails and loan denials could prevent it. You knew the Negroes were moving into the suburbs, but you just never thought they would invade your home... and your mom. So sit ...