It would be a shame if this woman would need a service animal to get around
Do you remember your mom telling you that if you keep jacking off you will go blind? Of course that was a load of bullshit because if it were true, you wouldn't be able to read this. However if your mom was telling your sister to quit flicking the bean, there may have been some validity to that claim.
Dutch researchers conducted an experiment and are claiming that healthy, heterosexual women who watched hard core porn experienced reduced blood flow to the visual cortex, thus blurring their eyesight. The study did not determine that if the blurred vison was a temporary or if prolonged exposure had lasting effects.
In the study, a dozen research participants, all on hormonal birth control, were showed three movies: a documentary on Caribbean marine life, a soft-core porn flick and a hard-core one. Using PET scans to peek inside the women’s brains, researchers noted a drop in blood flow to the visual cortex when the participants were watching the hard-core movies. The research results were published this month in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.
Armed with this knowledge, those of your less than attractive males might be able to take advantage of this news. The plan would be to meet a woman in a dimly lit bar and take her back to your place. Put on some hardcore porn and have her watch enough that it blurs her vision to the point she won't notice those unsightly love handles or that mole you have been wanting to get removed.
Yet another way porn can not only be used to get yourself off while alone but even when sex turns out to be a two person sport. Isn't science great?
