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10/15/2018Fairy Tale Chocolate House Becomes Real
10/1/2018Professor Watches Porn in Front of Class!
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Fairy Tale Chocolate House Becomes Real

MONDAY - 10/15/2018 Author: GlitteryKiki

Remember when you read Charlie and the Chocolate Factory as a kid and all you wanted to do was win that golden ticket, so that you’d be able to head to Willy Wonka’s, and eat all the sweets in the world? Well, other than the sweetness of Naughty America and The Chocolate Factory , it turns out these dreams really do come true!

There’s a cottage in France made entirely of chocolate and you can spend your holiday there. Now, if only the deal included some hot vixen like Veruca James playing Veruca Salt, spread wide open and waiting!? One can dream.

Cocoa fans everywhere have a unique opportunity to immerse themselves in the world’s most-beloved treat, other than porn, by staying in a fairy tale-esk chocolate cottage, now entirely unavailable for most. Some say it has been booked out for over two years. Designed and manufactured by Jean-Luc Decluzeau, the renowned artisan chocolatier who specializes in chocolate sculptures, this unique, chocolate cottage will be crafted out of approximately 1.5 tons of chocolate.

This house accommodates up to four guests, chocolate swingers anyone? Everything from the walls and roof to the fireplace, dresser, clock, cups, books and even a chocolate chandelier are edible. “The chocolate extravaganza extends outside the cottage to a white chocolate duck pond and an incredible flower bed made entirely (you guessed it) all out of chocolate. And the good news for diehard chocoholics is that many of the delectable items in the cottage are actually edible, at least by those lucky enough to stay the night.” Anyone into watching hot beautiful women eat delicious treats.

I could see two things come from this related to porn.

First, a hardcore fetish porn of women eating chocolate inside a chocolate houses. “Hungry hotties who like to use food to enhance their sexual appetites. Giving a whole new meaning to aphrodisiacs, these lickable lovelies are gently sucking (chocolate) bananas, biting into succulent (chocolate) strawberries, and getting their own juices flowing all at the same time! If you get cravings and want to indulge more than just your taste buds, Edibles are sure to satisfy!” See what I did there, I added chocolate into something already existing from Edibles featuring Anikka Albrite, and Tiffany Tyler, could you imagine? So Hot!

Second, parodies, have you seen Dawn Of The Planet Of The Gapes, Sex Machina or I Know Who Fucked Last Halloween?! First thing I thought of when I heard about the house was Hansel and Gretel going into the forest and running into a witches edible house. We already have witch porn but what we need is for a - The Chocolate House Haunting - with some Monster Black Cock, and Interracial; ebony and ivy mixed together in a Sci Fi masterpiece. This could be amazing!

All in All, All of us at Xrentdvd hope you enjoyed this article and have a wonderful Halloween, and get your spooky/sci-fi porn on!



Professor Watches Porn in Front of Class!

MONDAY - 10/1/2018 Author: GlitteryKiki - News Source: Reddit, The Sun

A University of Toronto professor began his class with a bang! Unknowingly, professor Steve Joordens popped on the projector screen and startled groggy eyed students with some good ol’ porn, while in a packed lecture hall. The incident in question is said to have taken place at the University of Toronto's Scarborough campus during a class called PSYA01: Introduction to Biological and Cognitive Psychology. Their planned lecture that day was said to be keeping cool in stressful situations. Good Job Mr. Joordens, you kept cool! Students speculated that he probably forgot to close out his browser from either really, really, early that Monday morning or the Sunday night before.. My thoughts: Hashtag Monday Morning Motivation! Also, I wonder who he was watching?

The video footage from the even incited meme frenzy and had been posted on several platforms but has since been taken down. Some footage show students laughing and screaming in disbelief while a projector screens played a man and woman engaged in doggy style. It has been suggested that the type of porn shown in class was hentai (anime porn), from the image I couldn’t tell if it was an classic porn or a cartoon porn. My suggestions someone needs to purchase this film for him: Funky World Of Adult Cartoons . It’s the best of both worlds!

The Rate My Professors page for Joordens is being spammed with (bad) jokes about the porn incident. Instead of an apple to show your appreciation or lack thereof for this professor you can bring Mr. Joordens some porn -- DVDs. The Dvd may save embarrassment by preventing his browser from auto playing porn during class - "His very erect foundation of knowledge and HANDS on teaching style is what gets me going... Although his lectures get harder and harder to understand, my thick appreciation for this class will never recede to a flaccid state."

Joordens has not publicly commented on the matter, and U of T told The Varsity that, while it is aware of the incident, it cannot discuss matters relating to personnel.



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