Thrilling! Dark! Sexy! Federal agents Dana Scully (Kimberly Kane) and Fox Mulder (Anthony Rosano) are sent to investigate a series of mysterious homicides. A common thread of the murders are the occult images and symbols found at the scene of each crime. With time against them, Scully and Mulder must solve the riddle that will eventually lead them to someone or something they have never encountered before. The truth is out that 'The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody' is the hottest movie of the year! Suspenseful, sexy, awesome! Digital Sin presents a Revolution X film, 'The Sex Files: A Dark XXX Parody' -- featuring Kimberly Kane, Anthony Rosano, Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni, Evan Stone, Charley Chase, and more!
EXPECTATIONS:
Based on the 90’s sci-fi drama The X-Files, this Digital Sin flick exploits the sexual tension between Mulder and Scully in a double-disc package chock-full of extra features. Though I’m not seeing the current relevance of parodying a series that ended nearly a decade ago, The Sex Files looks promising and I’m always welcome to seeing new material from Audrey Bitoni and Tory Lane.
At FBI headquarters, Mulder (Rosano) and Scully (Kane) are given their latest assignment by Skinner, the bald chief dude from the show, played by Fantana. They’re sent to investigate a string of homicides, and when Mulder is shown some photographs, he acts a bit weird about it and takes off. Scully goes after him and Fantana calls in his sexy secretary Aurora to kill some time in his office.
Scene 1 Rating:
The old dude still has what it takes to spread the young women out, as he gives Aurora a good office shagging. She shines his dick up well and licks his balls thoroughly with some great head to start the film, before sitting on his desk to get her pussy licked. They get on the floor as she rides him reverse cowgirl followed by spooning, then the two get on the desk for anal cowgirl and missionary with Aurora’s legs spread wide. This is a decent opening scene, albeit somewhat slow-paced, ended with a load across the face and into the mouth of Aurora.
Mulder and Scully arrive at the scene of the crime, where apparently the victim and suspect had been performing “sex magic”. Mulder gets all bent out of shape again, and leaves saying he’s going to get all worked up. More clues as to why he’s been acting all froggy lately. Later at the motel, he walks in on Scully who just got out of the shower, as Kimberly Kane flashes her amazing body for the camera. That apparently got Mulder’s libido going. He thought it was a good idea to order up a porno and charge it to the FBI. Our tax dollars at work.
Scene 2 Rating:
The scene stars the always-aggressive Tori Lane and the very cute Taylor Vixen, as Tori goes at her pussy like a madwoman. The two moan wildly and Tori squats over her to shove her pussy in her face before lying on her back. Watching Taylor play with Tori’s pierced tits is a joy as she licks her pussy deep and the two girls talk nasty before 69-ing on the couch to end the scene. Though the inclusion of toys may have helped, this is a very active and enjoyable girl-on-girl scene starring to beautiful girls.
Scene 3 - Ashlynn Brooke, Audrey Bitoni and Evan Stone
SYNOPSIS:
Mulder and Scully go to investigate this weird cult guy they suspect might be involved in the crime. Mulder assumes he’s hiding something. They come back later at night to snoop around this spooky dark basement where they find these weird satanic drawings on the wall. The scene cuts to Audrey and Evan at Cage Nightclub, on the hunt for a girl to bring back with them. They find a good one – Ashlynn Brooke – who says the back of the club is a good of a place as any. The other two agree and let the three-way begin.
Scene 3 Rating:
Evan is one lucky man to have a go at these two beautiful girls. This is the first time I have seen Ashlynn as a brunette, and in fact I think she looks sexier than ever. Teamed up with the gorgeous Audrey Bitoni, this is an incredibly hot, yet dark scene. Both girls kneel before Evan to share his cock. They both suck it passionately before Evan lies on his back with Audrey squatting above his face and Ashlynn standing to get her pussy licked by Audrey. Evan fucks Ashlynn’s beautiful bald pussy in the standing doggy position against the brick wall before we get to watch these two beautiful faces suck dick some more. Then it’s reverse cowgirl from Audrey, cowgirl and missionary on a foldout chair from Ashlynn, and doggy from Audrey. Evan busts his load across both of their gorgeous tits to end the scene, definitely the best of the film and worth watching again and again.
Without revealing too much about the plot, basically a bunch of shit happens. Mulder and Scully go back to ask their suspect more questions. He goes on to tell about the sex dreams he used to have. This scene is dubbed “The Cult Orgy”, though almost all of the action is performed by Charley Chase and Pike. All the other girls just sit around them watching the fun, and maybe caressing a breast or two. Pike makes out with Charley before she sucks dick and drools all over herself. She rides reverse cowgirl, gets fucked hard in the spooning position, doggy and more slurping head before the cumshot into her mouth.
Scene 4 Rating:
Though Charley is known for her squirting, there’s none of it here which is disappointing to those who’ve seen her gush wildly in the past. She does give some very sloppy head at the beginning and moans wildly while getting fucked, in this wet and sweaty scene. I kept anticipating the involvement of the other girls, who do nothing more but add nice background scenery. Charley definitely makes this scene worthwhile, with a great performance and some wild cock-sucking that does the trick.
For those interested in the storyline, I won’t ruin it. Even more weird shit happens. Guns go off, titties are shown and the truth is revealed. Mulder confesses his interest in Scully and the two go at it. Making out at Scully’s house, they make their way to the bed where he sucks on her tits before licking her shaved pussy. She reciprocates with some deep-throating head before reverse cowgirl fucking, cowgirl, missionary, doggy, and a cumshot across the face of Kimberly before the scene ends with a bit of a spooning session between the two.
Scene 5 Rating:
Kimberly and Anthony make love passionately, as if to show the years of tension built up between them while investigating aliens and ghosts and whatever the hell they did on that show. Anthony makes her nice, natural tits jiggle about in missionary and the passion is emphasized with tight camerawork as the two show passion in their fucking. Kimberly Kane looks incredibly hot with her red hairdo and this is a lengthy scene to end the film.
Kimberly Kane and Anthony Rosano show some decent acting skills and aren’t unbearable to watch, and Kimberly really resembles Scully a lot. The film maintains a dark, somewhat monotonous tone throughout and does a good job of recreating the feel of the original X-Files series, although lightening things up with a bit of comedy may have helped. For those not interested in the storyline, the sex scenes are definitely worthwhile, highlighted by fantastic performances by Audrey Bitoni, Ashlynn Brooke and dirty girl Charlie Chase.
