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| All MILFS! Anal Alert! I Can Teach These Older Bitches Some New Tricks! |
| From the cover I expect this to be a showcase of Nina Hartley. I also expect to see plenty of ass action with babes that grew up listening to the Monkeys and Leif Garrett. |
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| Action begins with Byron interviewing Sara. They talk for a while and Sara voices her displeasure with anal sex which saddens Tom. You can tell he’s trying to talk her into it but she’s not buying into it. She also states that she’s 29. Since when did being 29-years-old make someone a seasoned player? Wearing a pinstripe suit/skirt Sara drops to her knees and sucks Byron’s cock. Shortly after that Byron dives face first into her ass crack and I fear we may never see Tom Byron again. Sara Jay has a behemoth ass which should send big butt fans into boner heaven. Tom won’t get to plug her bunghole but that doesn’t stop him from licking the brown eye like a maniac. Sara mounts and rides for a while before dismounting and performing a wicked rim job on Byron. Doggystyle action follows on the couch, further satisfying big butt fans. At this point Sara finally undresses. More fucking and then a move to the reverse cowgirl position which Sara does well for a big girl. Byron finishes with titty fucking and unloads on her as the phone rings. |
| Good opener but hardcore MILF fans may protest at Sara Jay receiving a “seasoned player” label. Sara Jay may be 29, but she is not a well-preserved 29. While attractive with her big ass and tits, Sara is about 10 lbs. away from entering the “fat chick” genre. Good chemistry between the two and the rimming adds an element of kink that should appeal to freaky types. The comedic cumshot was also entertaining. The scene would have been better if Sara would’ve received a good ass plugging. |
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| Man, what a bizarre interview segment with Friday. Most of it is typical porn star gibberish, until she gets to the anal story. Friday will not do anal after Gina Lynn ripped her asshole open with a broken fake fingernail. Eh Gads! Friday is the least forthcoming with her real age but she’s listed as 36-years-old on wikipedia. That’s a little more MILF-ish in my book. A short full-clothes make-out session takes place before the power suit wearing Friday drops to her knees to chug cock, hands free I might add, like a good little porn star (and I mean that literally as Friday is listed at 4’11”). The sex turns messy in a hurry and Friday introduces her tongue to Byron’s asshole. Tom returns the rimming favors. Foot fetish fans will enjoy the foot-fucking Tom gives her tiny feet. Friday takes it missionary style and shows off an enormous “F” tattoo just above her cooch. The colossal tits finally make a full appearance. Spoon action shows off her average stomach. Friday lowers her voluptuous body onto Byron’s cock in the reverse cowgirl position. The highlight is when Friday turns around and rides the hell out of Byron for a couple of minutes. Titty fucking leads to Byron’s biggest cumshot of the film. Friday’s face and tits are an utter mess. |
| A good scene, but the constant giggling of Friday is a bit annoying. The messy blowjob is the best in the video, and there is enough rim action to satisfy even the most ardent bunghole enthusiast. If Friday would have stayed focused and took the scene more seriously this would have been a 4-star scene, but sadly she did not. |
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| The 32-year-old Monique makes it obvious she’s back from a two-year layoff because she couldn’t make enough money off her website. This time Tom starts off by eating her out. A Standard blowjob from Monique before segueing to girl-on-top action. Byron enters her ass doggystyle, the best position to show off Monique’s hard ass. They move to the reverse cowgirl, which isn’t a good view because it shows off a scar on Monique’s lower abdomen (presumably c-section). A little ATM action from Monique and a few gaping shots should satisfy the freaks out there. Byron unloads a huge load and Monique seems happy. |
| An acceptable performance from Monique, especially when you take the two year layoff into consideration. Her facial expressions and mannerisms are a bit distracting. It seemed like she was trying too hard. She has good tits and she looks hot from the back but it wasn’t enough to turn the scene into a 4 or 5-star performance. |
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| Kristine is without a doubt the hottest MILF in the movie. As usual the action starts with Kristine blowing Tom. The good ol’ missionary follows shortly after that. A fully naked Kristine mounts Tom and she rides him for a bit. She continues to showcase her smokin’ body in the doggystyle position. They move to the reverse cowgirl before Kristine takes a load in the face. |
| This is the shortest and most disappointing scene. I was expecting much better from Kristine. It appears that she thinks her body is hot enough that all she has to do is show up. There is little enthusiasm from either person. I was expecting a surefire 5-star scene but it barely gets a 3. Shame on Kristine for not putting more into this scene. |
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| Tom and Nina shoot the breeze about the golden age of porn. Supposedly it’s been 12 years since they’ve fucked each other. More importantly it’s the first time that Nina will take Tom up the ass. The action starts with a textbook blowjob, and an equally textbook rimjob. Nina, leaving her lingerie on, mounts Tom and moves quickly to the reverse cowgirl. Without wasting time Tom plugs her ass. He hits it from the back and then moves to the spoon position. They run through a gamut of anal positions before Nina finishes Tom off with a handjob. Oddly enough she’s wearing a black glove during the handjob that she wasn’t wearing earlier. Man goob covers Nina’s face and the credits roll. |
| Nina looks decent in the face, like a cross between Madonna and Sharon Stone. Unfortunately father time is ravaging her body, especially from the navel down. Regardless Nina is a consummate professional and she knows how to deliver. The scene is extra long, leaving Nina totally spent. Her running commentary with the camera annoyed me, but longtime Nina fans will not have a problem with it. A very good scene that shows what happens when you put two consummate professionals together. |
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Bonus Features
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| Richard Head's Overall Impression |
| Seasoned Players 2 is an above average movie with extraordinary lighting and sound, but for a fetish flick it does not deliver on its promises. At the core it’s supposed to be a MILF movie, but Sara Jay is too young for the genre and Nina Hartley is dangerously close to GILF (Grandmothers I’d Like To Fuck) status. It also claims to be an anal movie, but excluding Monique and Nina Hartley there is no ass-fucking. There’s plenty of oral/anal action but that’s not what I expected. I wish the movie would have picked one genre and stayed with it. The interviews are lame and a waste of time, even Byron admits this during one of the interviews.However this film will be of great interest to hardcore Nina Hartley fans. Any time you can get a woman who made her debut during the Reagan administration having an on-screen “first” (anal with Byron), well, that’s a big deal. Anybody who has been following her career must add this to their collection. The rest of you MILF lovers out there will want to try something else.
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