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| 'Cock Of Immunity' In the not so distant future a terrible plague has beset the world's female pornstars. They can no longer get horny and their pussies can't get wet. Who can save them? 'Fuck Me Tender' Courtney is about to marry a guy with a small dick. When she notices that the Elvis impersonator who is going to marry them has a big dick, she wants it. 'Mind Over Cock' Avy Scott is a nymphomaniac with telekinetic powers and the only thing that can cure her is the same thing that ails her...big cock! 'That 70's Porn' Jayden loves being a porn star and always makes fun of the porn made in the 70's. She changes her mind when she is transported back to 1975. 'Summoning The Big Cocks'
Janine's pornstar career hasn't been living up to her expectations. She finds a Ouija board while cleaning and tries to summon up a giant cock to fuck her. |
| One of the most successful and one of my personal favorite adult film series returns with its ninth installment of gonzo porn with a good sense of humor. Featuring some of the best known names in the business including Janine Lindemulder and a bonus scene with Rachel Starr, Brazzers rarely disappoints fans of their long-running brand. |
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| In a post apocalyptic future, all lube has run out and porn stars no longer have the ability to get their pussies wet. Luckily there is one man – the Mad Max of poon – with a dick so powerful he can save the world. Kagney and Abbey have crossed the desert in search of his legendary shaft, where they find him sitting alone in an old home. The immediately pounce on his cock, which he pulls out to have both of them slob over it like a couple of starved hyenas. |
| Abbey and Kagney really act as if they haven’t had dick in ages, sucking, slapping it on each other’s faces and moaning like crazy. Both gorgeous blondes go to town on his massive shaft, with multiple camera angles that offer a P.O.V. element to it. Keiran eats out then fucks Abbey from behind as she licks Kagney’s pierced pussy. He then lays on the floor for Kagney to ride him while Abbey gets her face right in before hopping on for a ride. He fucks them both in several positions with lots of energy and great chemistry between the three before pulling out of Kagney in doggy and busting all over her ass and Abbey’s face. |
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| Courtney is about to get eloped by an Elvis impersonator. Her only concern is the size of her husband-to-be’s penis. But at the altar when Elvis sees Courney and she becomes distracted by the bulge in his pants, everyone in attendance objects to the marriage and the groom and Elvis decide to have a “cock off” to decide who has the bigger package. Elvis wins and Courtney gets on her knees immediately to satisfy what she’s been missing all these years. |
| She sucks his cock and expresses how muc60194_SC-2-1h she loves big dick as she jerks him off and deep throats him, with lots of camera angles including some P.O.V. She sucks cock like crazy before Johnny takes off her wedding gown and lifts her leg up to fuck her standing then gets on his knees to lick her pussy. He fucks her like crazy in doggy, reverse cowgirl, missionary and cowgirl with some 69-ing and more oral thrown in for good measure before busting all over her face in this long, action-packed scene. |
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| Dr. Jack is working to help Avy Scott, who’s bat shit crazy for cock. She’s locked in a rubber room for ripping people’s dicks off, where Jack enters just to talk to her. She begins acting possessed and somehow magically undoes his pants with her mind and undoes her straight jacket to suck his cock all over the room. She rides him cowgirl, he fucks her missionary on the table, followed by doggy, and reverse cowgirl until she’s dripping with sweat under the lights. He fucks her missionary once again on the table before popping into her mouth to finish the scene. |
| I would have liked to have seen Avy suck cock and act crazier to live up to the expectations of the scene’s premise, especially after seeing two cock-starved performances in the scenes prior. Still, this is a good interracial scene with a funny premise, especially as Jack keeps shouting “No, no” and “I’ve got a wife” throughout it. |
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| Titled “That 70s Porn”, the scene opens with a retro Studio 54 type dance party then cuts to present-day Jayden finishing a scene. She begins to talk about how much ‘70s porn sucks, which inspires a cameo appearance by Nina Hartley who tells her off. An earthquake then sends Jayden back in time, where she learns what a ‘70s porn shoot is all about. |
| Dressed like some ‘70s swingers, Jayden and Johnny make out on a couch. She vigorously sucks his cock before hopping on to ride cowgirl. No old school bush on her shaved pussy, which he eats out on the couch before fucking her missionary as her massive tits bounce about, followed by cowgirl, doggy, piledriver, more missionary, and a cumshot into her mouth. |
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| Janine’s stroking a dildo in need of an equally big cock. Her friend shows up and the two decide to play with a Ouija board to summon one. Magically, one appears and Janine begins to suck it on her knees. Scott then licks her bald pussy and ass on a loveseat before fucking her missionary and doggy then using his fingers to make her drip. He fucks her from behind again as Janine talks dirty then sucks his cock while she fingers her own ass before getting fucked in reverse cowgirl and getting on her knees to receive Scott’s load in her mouth. |
| If you like tattooed porn stars, Janine is as inked as it gets, completely covered from the chin down. The cougar gets her face fucked by Scott and tells him to fuck her hard as she acts as though she’s needed that cock for a while. The two show great chemistry as Janine squirts by the fingers of Scott, with enough experience between the two to put on a great closing scene. |
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Bonus Features
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| Pete the Meat's Overall Impression |
| Hot chicks, good fucking and hilarious storylines would turn even non porn-lovers onto Pornstars Like It Big Vol. 9, a film that definitely doesn’t disappoint fans of the series. All scenes are taken from the web site, so if you don’t have a membership this is probably all new material to you. If you’re a sucker for big boobs, gorgeous women and over-the-top porn, you can’t go wrong with Porn Stars Like It Big Vol. 9. |
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