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| When Susie arrives at Crystal Lake Nudist Camp to be the resident masseuse, she meets the randy young camp owner Kyle who can't wait to get an orgy going with his nymphomaniac staff and guests. But when people start inexplicably disappearing, Susie and Kyle must fight for their survival, coming face to face with the flesh eating semen of the legendary Jason himself! |
| You know how those sexy victims in horror movies always screw, but you never get to see any more than a gratuitous titty shot? Well Zero Tolerance gives us everything we always wanted to see in this official gonzo spoof of Friday the 13th. |
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| Courtney and Pete are two local campers who watch some new counselors from their cabin. Courtney is topless wearing a black collar and chains, and he's in a black gas mask. Courtney gets her pussy licked with her tits perked up in arousal as she sits on his face before sucking his cock and talking dirty. She rides cowgirl then gets fucked missionary before some anal spooning and a cum shot across her tongue. |
| Courtney Cummz flaunts her phenomenal body at the start, and puts on a strong performance throughout. She gives phenomenal head as she smothers her face in his balls and deep-throats his shaft, then rides hard in cowgirl. The anal is much shorter than I would have liked in this brief opening scene which set up the story more than anything. |
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| A girl, who I can never get enough of, Asa Akira, is ready to catch some shuteye with boyfriend Rocco. But before the two decide to pass out, she asks if he'll protect her if the boogie man comes. They make out in the dark cabin as he slowly strips her naked then licks her pussy and ass from behind. She gives slow, sexy head before riding cowgirl as she sticks her own fingers in her asshole, then gets fucked missionary to receive a load blown across her stomach. |
| Any scene starring Asa is an immediate thumbs (and something else) up from me, as this one begins slowly with some passionate kissing and slow head as the two show some typical teenage horror-style love. Asa gets her beautiful skin sweaty in this scene as she rides fast in cowgirl then fucked hard in missionary to end the scene. |
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| In this flashback scene to the '80s, big titted blonde Kagney is in an old school fedora hat and tie, with little else on. Carlo licks her bald pussy (unlikely for the '80s) as she sits in a chair before fingering her with her feet above her head. She does her best to get his cock down her throat before getting fucked missionary, riding cowgirl, then 69, reverse cowgirl, and a weak cumshot into her mouth and over her chin. |
| Kagney has a gorgeous natural body in this darker scene with a lot of color contrast to add to the horror theme. Her tits bounce as she rides reverse cowgirl, putting forth a good performance while not particularly standing out. |
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| Brooke, Brooklyn and lucky Mark are playing a strip board game while drinking wine in their cabin, which leads to both girls giving head while he sits in a chair. Brooke then rides reverse cowgirl on the chair, Brooklyn cowgirl, and Brooke doggy as she licks Brooklyn's sweet pussy. The scene then cuts to a facial for both girls kneeling before him. |
| The girls suck his cock together while making out with each other and it doesn't take long for hot blonde Brooklyn to steal the show as she bounces her ass cowgirl and gets sweaty under the lights. Good cabin fever here in the only girl/girl/guy scene which is also shorter than I'd like to see. Both beautiful girls put on a good show with some sweaty action and a humorous ending. |
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| Kris and a fully nude Sara make out on a bed. He licks her pussy as she lays on her back before some oral and titty-fucking from Sara. She gets fucked missionary, rides cowgirl, then gets fucked spooning, and receives a cumshot across her pussy. |
| Sara's body is absolutely gorgeous, especially evident as she rides cowgirl with her beautiful breasts pointed in the air. She also gives great head at the beginning of this scene, which continues with the trend of this film in being shorter than I'd like it to be. |
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Bonus Features
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| Pete the Meat's Overall Impression |
| Although some of the fuck scenes tend to be a bit short in length and the special effects (stabbings, blood, etc.) look a tad fake, this film focuses on its humor and offering some very beautiful girls. Catering mostly towards the casual porn fan, the Official Friday the 13th Parody is good for a laugh at times with a humorous take on a very horny Jason who likes to peep on people fucking. |
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