From The Creators Of Not The Bradys XXX! Darren & Samantha have a big problem when Aunt Clara can't undo a spell that turns little Tabitha into an 18 year old cutie. All hell breaks loose when nosy neighbors, the boss & the police arrive. Wild sex, dirty witchcraft, perfect tits, ass and pussy abound in this hilarious XXX spoof of the 1960's classic TV show.
EXPECTATIONS:
Looking at the title, I'm like "Uh-oh". On closer examination, though,
seeing that there are some big names in this movie: Jenna Haze, Eva
Angelina, Aurora Snow, even some from the classic era, Mike Horner, Ron
Jeremy and Nina Hartley, I decide that maybe there is some hope for this
one. Also, it's an Adam and Eve Production, so I'm assuming that the
production's going to be pretty high.
Aunt Clara comes over to babysit, while Samantha goes out to buy party
supplies for Tabitha's first birthday. Aunt Clara uses her magic, making
Tabitha into an 18 year old. Chaos ensues.At the office, they start off with a kiss. After sitting her on the
desk, he removes Sasha's panties to lap at her pussy, her legs spread,
dressed in only a shirt and white high-heeled boots. She then gets down
on her knees to give him a deep blowjob, taking it all the way to the
balls. Sitting her back on the desk, he lifts her legs up to bangs her
pussy hard. She's vocal, letting him know how much she loves it, and
telling him what she wants to do with his cock. She mounts him, reverse
cowgirl, taking control, where he just has to lie there and let her ride
him hard. He takes her from behind, then on her back again before she
climbs off of the desk to take him in her mouth, so that he can come all
over her face.
Scene 1 Rating:
There's a little chemistry between these two, but not a whole lot. The
credit for this scene goes to Sasha's sexy face and nice trim body. She
also knows how to talk nasty, and makes sure that she's controlling some
of the action, as well, which is always a nice touch. A good scene, just
not a great one.
Then newly-18 Tabitha's goes into the spare bedroom to explore herself;
rubbing her pussy amd smacking her ass, with playful giggles and deep
moans. She uses her magic to conjure a dildo, pumping it in and out,
while rubbing and pinching her nipples. She turns on the vibrator, and
her face lets you know what her pussy must be feeling! She fucks
herself, ass in air, building momentum, and vibrating her clit. She
tires herself out and falls asleep.
Scene 2 Rating:
Most self-lovin' scenes put ME to sleep, but with this one, I felt like
I was in the room, enjoying the action. If she WASN'T really enjoying
what she was doing to herself, she definitely had me convinced! Very
sexy scene.
Scene 3 - Aurora Snow, Sunny Lane, Daisy Layne, Kandice Nicole, Kelly Skyline, Winter Sky, Madison Ivy, Marli Jane & Ron Jeremy
SYNOPSIS:
Amidst a Middle-Eastern scene of fabrics, satin blankets and throw
pillows, Dr. Bombay whisks himself into the middle of an all-female
orgy. The set is a beautiful background for the action of dildos,
strap-ons, and pussy licking. It all culminates in a gorgeous chain of
hot women, all licking each other from behind.
Scene 3 Rating:
Aesthetically pleasing scene, but I just didn't feel a whole lot of heat
from it. It was more like looking at an engaging painting (given, with
sexy women and nice boobs and ass!) It just didn't feel like they were
in 'the zone'. And could at least ONE of these girls at least given Dr.
Bombay a blowjob?!
With Tabitha asleep, Darren and Samantha figure that now's a good time
to practice 'making another' kid. He sucks her nipples then kisses down
to lick her pussy. Then it's her turn to satisfy him with her mouth,
using her hands, as well, and sometimes double-handing it. She rides him
for a while, her talking him through it all with that sweet, squeaky
voice. She sticks her ass up in the air, so that he can take her from
behind. A few more position changes, before he comes all over her belly.
Samantha's mom then appears out of nowhere to say that she was "hoping
for another grandchild!" and vanishes.
Scene 4 Rating:
This scene was ok. They seem to have some chemistry. Just, nothing
really made an impression here.
Gladys, the nosy neighbor, sneaks into the house, and encounters the
"Negro" doll, who comes to life, courtesy of Tabitha's magic. She
quickly loses her fear, and he starts off licking her pussy, and sucking
her nice, round tits. He stands up, and she gives him a good sloppy
blowjob, her saliva running down her chest. She rides him on the couch,
and he grabs her ass to ram her pussy on his dick. He bends her over,
and strokes her from behind. She sits on him, reverse-cowgirl, for some
anal action, eventually curling her up into a ball while he plunges her
deep. He gets up, so that he shoot his load, and let the cum run down
her chest.
Scene 5 Rating:
A good dynamic between these two, and their banter was hot! This part
wasn't too long or too short, but just the right length, and of course,
the anal action makes it that much better!
Tabitha brings another doll to life, for HER pleasure. They first work
each other up with their hands, then he goes down on her, driving her
nuts crazy with his tongue. She follows it up with an excellent blowjob,
using her hands and mouth in perfect conjunction! Lying her on her back,
he puts his dick in, and she immediately shows that she can work those
hips. She then sits on him to ride, while he rubs and smacks on her
clit. He rams her perfect ass from behind. In every position she shows
that she knows what she's doing. Not bad for only being 18 for less than
a day!
Scene 6 Rating:
They fuck together like the camera is miles away. Teagan knows what she
likes, and does a damn good job of getting it, while he takes control
when the time is right. A joy to watch.
A doctor friend of Dr. Bombay says that he'll fix the 'problem' of
Tabitha's being 18... but only if someone will de-virginize him. Auntie
Clara got them into this problem, so offers to 'get them out' of it. Her
and the doctor kiss and get her naked, then she sits down on the couch
so that he can finger her pussy, and lick her clit. She gyrates, and
rubs her groin against his face, with some delicious-sounding moans.
Then it's onto her knees to work his dick with her mouth and hands,
which she does very intensely. She rides him for a little while, then
gets on her back for him to throttle her pussy on the couch. Then it's
time for doggy-style, where he gets to remain still while she fucks HIM
with her pussy. Finally, he bangs her while she lays on her side, until
he cums on her face, and she sucks the rest of the juice out.
Scene 7 Rating:
Damn, Eva Angelina looks so good! Nothing particularly ground-breaking
here, but looking at the faces she makes, and the way that she rides,
fucks, and sucks a dick... and this is an extremely dick-erecting scene!
I just don't really get porn with plots. It always feels like a lot of
wasted time... and porn with a LAUGH TRACK? Even more of a mystery to
me. There were enough good scenes here to retain my interest, and when
they were good, they were GREAT. I'd much rather just watch wall-to-wall
porn, but this is especially well-done... for what it is.
