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| For an opening to a DVD all about women getting themselves off, things started slower than a tortoise on a cold day. Keanni takes her time getting to the whole masturbation aspect of the scene. Though, she does have an explosive ending, it seems as if she's trying to remember if she should moan first or say, "Yes! Yes! Yes!" |
| I'll be blunt. If you're looking for a great screaming orgasm scene, you'd be better off checking out "When Harry Met Sally". At least Meg Ryan was believable. Keanni actually looks like she's reading "Ooh, Ooh! Fuck yeah!" off some dude holding up cue cards. If there ever was anyone less enthusiastic about getting paid to get off, let me know and I've got ocean front property in Arizona I can sell you for a dollar an acre. |
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| Slightly more into the 'part' than the first girl, though, it was my understanding that make up was supposed enhance the attractiveness of the woman. I think whoever produced this, used up the whole budget on the toys and left VERY little for quality actresses. Don't get me wrong, she does a great job of showing the whole world how she can get off in less time it takes a drag racer to go a quarter mile with a splashdown ending. Yes, that means she finishes in a squirting orgasm. If that doesn't do it for you, she even gets down on her hands and knees to lick it up off the floor. |
| I'm giving this scene slightly higher marks only because she seemed to be more into the scene than Keanni and that's not saying a whole lot either. Though, she does go that extra mile for all of you who like seeing a woman on all fours licking up excretions from the floor. |
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| There's only one way for me to describe this scene and it may sound a bit blasphemous, so what? You're the one's going blind and getting hairy palms from playing with yourselves too much. As I was saying, the only way to accurately describe this scene, "Oh Cum All Ye Faithful!" |
| To say that this woman squirts is a severe understatement. She's got a geyser between her legs. She must shoot at least a foot to two feet straight up. If you're a fan of Melville and other sea-faring tales, the only thing missing is someone shouting, "Thar she blows!" Only because if squirting were an Olympic Event, Felony would take the gold. I just don't want to hear back from any of you saying that you asked your hand if it was as good for it as was for you. |
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| With lot's of fingering, sucking and fucking her vibrator, and low and behold, Lexi screams her way to a thunderous finish. Seriously, there's not much more to the scene than her moaning, screaming, fucking and sucking on her vibrator, the only surprise I found was that she didn't slip and fall on with the heels she was wearing. |
| There's really nothing noteworthy about this scene. I mean, if you enjoy a screaming woman who fucks herself somewhat silly with a vibrator then sucks it clean . . . Then break out your lube and cum along with her. |
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| A quick scene that has Nadi using a finger vibrator attached to control that straps on to her wrist (something for all you Sci-Fi geeks), which she uses in conjunction with a vibrator that has her squirting farther than a "Super Soaker." I guess its true: The more you pump it, the farther it squirts. |
| I'm only giving Nadi a high rating because she's really into the scene. Though, you might want to keep the scene muted. Her raspy, screeching is really annoying. I guess that's why people are into using ball gags? |
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| This scene is rather boring. It starts off with a slow striptease that leaves A LOT to be desired. She constantly looks off screen as if searching for direction on what she should do next. Seriously, this isn't Shakespeare. |
| Well, I've got to say among the eleven women in this compilation, Kyra might be one of the least experienced, but also one of the cutest. And, she's the only one who cums without the benefit of toys. |
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| Have you ever wondered what a guy who had full body hair removal done, a boob job, and his penis turned into a vagina looked like? Well, here's your chance! This woman, looks like a guy, aside from the genitalia. It's just a lot of moaning and fingering. |
| While I found this woman totally unattractive, I do have to say that she really got into the scene. Playing with all parts of her body and what not, however, I almost laughed myself silly when her moaning made a dog start barking. Her performance is nothing special and certainly nothing to waste your Astroglide on. |
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| If an oversized wife beater and panties that need a professional locksmith to help remove them gets you off, then this scene is just for you. The only somewhat genuine thing about this scene is the moaning that she makes from the various numbers of fingers she manages to fit inside both of her holes.
This woman also has one of the driest orgasms I've ever seen. In fact I think one could find more moisture in the Sahara than this woman produces. |
| For the shear lack of enthusiasm and bringing to light that women really do know how to fake it! |
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| While this woman has no problem showing everyone how wet she can get, she, like the last woman, lacks the interest in her performance. I've heard that porn is porn, but it serves a purpose and that is to EXCITE the viewer. Something which this simply fails to do. Seriously, towards the end of the scene you can almost hear her ask the director, "Are we done yet?" |
| This scene has ZERO, ZILTCH, NONE, NADA excitability to it at all. |
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| Dog collar, fishnet bodysuit and a weight room? Sounds promising, looks even better. Finally, the pay off for the movie cums to pass. She starts of by working her chain back and forth between her legs, strips off the panties and let's her fingers do the walking before they find her vibrator. She works that vibrator in and out of her pussy like a seasoned pro before she sucks it clean and starts fucking herself with it again. |
| While the scene itself is great and worth half a tube of your favorite lube, hearing the director shouting instructions to her kind of ruins things. Despite hearing the director over the moaning and groaning, this scene alone is well worth your money! |
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| There is only one word to describe this scene. BORING. You might as well fall asleep and save your time on a wet dream than watch this scene. Though, if watching a woman roll around a on a bed pulling her panties aside and fingering herself do it for you, then by all means, don't read what I have to say and break out your lube. |
| Maybe the director was going through an 'Art Phase' when this scene was shot. It did not do anything for me except give me time to go to the kitchen and get a myself a cup of coffee to wake up just in time to see the credits rolling. |
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Bonus Features
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| Kage's Overall Impression |
| The matching panty and tank top might work for some of you out there but seriously, I think the producers spent their entire budget on wardrobe, toys and lube than they did hiring the women for this shoot. Out of 11 women there's only two or three that would even get soldiers to stand at attention and start marching. The movie has it high points, and you might disagree with me on them and hey, that's your right.
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