Just when Joanna and her Angels think they can take a vacation, the city is overcome by a terrible douchebag invasion that only three sexy class-A superheroes can overcome. Evan Stone, AKA CEO of 'Affucktion' Clothing, has sprinkled his T-shirts with a hypnotizing serum that makes everyone in Los Angeles obsessed with shiny lame T-shirts. Once the epidemic spreads to Joanna's favorite booty call, she knows it's time to get down to business...and that 'business' is having her intern (Tommy Pistol) run around town gathering evidence while she and her team fuck their way out of -and into - trouble. Will the Angels save the city before it's too late? Or will Los Angeles suffer from an eternity of douchebaggery? Find out in this hilarious and filthy epic comedy starring your favorite punk rock sluts!
EXPECTATIONS:
Burning Angel’s signature sense of humor returns with more punk rock porn in Douchebag Resurrection, laying to waste the hair gel and spray-tan epidemic sweeping the nation.
The film begins with Mr. Pete and Skin becoming zombie-like Jersey Shore-style douchebags possessed by shirts with shiny silk screens. After the initial incident, Joanna, Kleo and Draven (Joanna’s Angels) are tanning on a rooftop and enjoying a much needed break between cases. Blundering butler Tommy informs Joanna that her boyfriend is here to see her, as she leaves the scene to meet with him and leave the three of them alone.
Scene 1 Rating:
Tommy eats out Draven while getting blown by Kleio before both girls suck Tommy’s cock together. Kleio rides cowgirl, then Draven rides reverse cowgirl, Tommy fucks Kleio doggy, Draven missionary as she screams like a wild woman, then anal with Kleio in the doggy position which starts off slow at first and gets much harder as he pulls her short blonde hair. Anal and vaginal cowgirl with Draven follows, before a cumshot shared between both girls. Draven and Kleio show a real chemistry together as they team up in this lengthy scene, starting off strong with anal from both sexy, tattooed girls.
James Deen is also infected with Douchebaggery , as Joanna locks him in a small dog cage and returns to the freshly-fucked threesome on the roof. The scene cuts to Evan in his douchey T-shirt store, who we find out to be the evil villain in this film with a secret that is making his shirts very popular (I won’t ruin it for you).
Scene 2 Rating:
His power has turned his employee Kristina onto him, as she brings him into the bathroom to make out passionately. She sucks his cock hard, rides reverse cowgirl, 69s, takes it doggy, and twists her legs creatively while getting fucked from behind against the bathroom wall. She gags as she takes cock to the back of the throat before being lifted up to get fucked over the toilet, then hard from behind while pressed up against the wall. This is a long scene, and while I find Kristina to moan very much over the top, it’s actually convincing as she shows intensity with Evan. The scene ends with a very bent-up cumshot across cute Kristina’s tongue.
This scene also features a blowjob from Kristina on Evan as he talks on the phone with Mick, who does his best Governator impression. In mid-conversation, Joanna enters his office in hot black and purple lingerie matching her hair. He hangs up and they make out as she hops on his desk and fun ensues.
Scene 3 Rating:
Joanna gives him a blowjob from on top of the desk as he sits in his chair, thoroughly cleaning his shaft and balls with vigor. He returns the favor by eating her out as she lays spread eagle on his desk, followed by missionary, doggy, reverse cowgirl, then anal reverse cowgirl, doggy, mish, and a cumshot across her face and in her mouth. Joanna takes charge in this high-energy scene, obviously enthusiastic about putting on a good performance in her own film. I guess it just goes to show that if you want to have something done right, you’ve got to do it yourself.
A bunch of douchebags chug beers and fist-pump by some cars parked on the street as Tommy approaches in an attempt to gather more information on the rapidly growing species. He calls them gay, which causes them to approach him in a slow zombie fashion. As he runs away, he turns a corner into more douches texting on BlackBerry’s. He’s in a pickle now, being chased by a couple dozen douchebags who aren’t hard to outsmart. Luckily he runs into the hot, tattooed Juelz Ventura and the two seek refuge in a storage unit, where she is extremely turned on by his heroism.
Scene 4 Rating:
Juelz takes her shirt off to cool down, revealing her fabulous tits in a black bra. Her body is absolutely gorgeous. He can’t help but ask for a feel, which leads to some hot n’ heavy making out before he pulls his pants down and she jerks him off then sucks his cock while panting heavily. He grabs the back of her head and deep-throats her before unzipping her jean skirt to bend her over and finger her pussy, licking her asshole while she moans like crazy. He fucks her doggy, some hot reverse cowgirl as he rubs her pierced clit in circles, cowgirl, hard missionary, and a cum shot across her face and tits. Juelz’s looks especially hot riding reverse cowgirl and puts forth a great performance in this lengthy scene, albeit sounding a bit carried away at times. Missionary is awesome as well.
James is a douche locked in a cage watched by Kleio and Draven at headquarters. The two girls inexplicably want their friend Krysta to fuck him because they heard he had a monster boner. Draven shows her as he opens his cage, rips his pants down and sucks it for just a couple seconds. Blue-haired Krysta is immediately turned on and lets him out of the cage to squat in front of him and suck his cock with Kleio and Draven watching in the background.
Scene 5 Rating:
Krysta sucks his cock rapidly with her eyes closed as he slaps her ass. Krysta’s a colorful girl, from her bright hair to her many colored tattoos. She’s extremely sexy too, with a natural body and eagerness to fuck. She gets her pussy licked and fingered with her legs spread before missionary and some serious leg-stretching from Krysta, solid and hard doggystyle as he reds her ass with hand prints, then slow anal doggy, reverse cowgirl, spooning, vaginal doggy when it becomes evident her asshole did not fully enjoy the penetration with some blood showing, before pulling out to bust across her tongue.
Joanna flirts with Evan in his store, as he’s worried about going to jail for his crimes. He finally admits how lame his T-shirt designs are as the two make out and he grabs her voluptuous ass hanging out of her leather chaps. She moans in pleasure as he licks her tits, about to get it on right in the middle of his retail store.
Scene 6 Rating:
She quivers as he tickles her ribs and kisses the back of her neck and she jerks him off, expressing how big his cock is. He rubs her pussy before she sucks his cock hard, getting face-fucked and slapping it against her cheek hard, then kicking things off strong with a pile driver on top of a clothing chest, missionary, spooning, missionary again, doggy, spooning again with Joanna’s leg lifted up behind her head, missionary, and a cumshot over her tits.
Scene 7 - Joanna Angel, Skin, Natalia Marie, Draven Star, Kleio, Mick Blue, Mr. Pete and James Deen
SYNOPSIS:
After a bit of the plot carries on, we find ourselves in Mayor Mick’s office full of hot chicks, douchebags and the rest of the cast. It’s easy to get rid of the douchebags, as the city us saved by Tommy and the rest of the boys and girls celebrate a job well done.
Scene 7 Rating:
Mick makes out with Joanna on his desk while James takes on Draven and Kleio and Mr. Pete goes to town on Skin and Natalia on the leather couch. It’s a pussy-licking fiesta all around before the girls return the favor. They all stay with their respective partners for the most part of the scene, switching up positions as the camera edits from one group to the other. All all-out orgy ensues in this long closing scene which falls just short of being an hour long. There’s a lot of activity in both the foreground and background in this loud scene, as the girls shout over each other and the camera rapidly cuts from one fuck to the other. Joanna suddenly gets fucked anally by James, followed by DP for Skin and the scene ends with a cum mustache for Draven, almost no cum at all from Pete on Kleio, and a big spray all over Joanna and into her mouth.
This film mocks many things wrong with society today: Jersey Shore, glittery Affliction t-shirts, club life, and all-out douche-baggery. The storyline is funny, complimenting the solid action in this long feature from Burning Angel. Definitely not your average porn flick, Joanna’s Angels 3 is a tattooed-girl lover’s perfect porn pick.
