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| In this funny and sexy spoof of one of the disturbing horror films of all time, three horny tourists vacationing in Germany go out looking for a really good time. Instead, the venturous individuals end up being guinea pigs in the 'Mad Sexual Educator's' twisted experiment to create the Human Sexipede, which is accomplished via sewing three people together - mouth genitals. The Human Sexipede will suck you in and leave you hungry for more! |
| This film is a spoof of the Dutch film The Human Centipede (First Sequence), about a German doctor who kidnaps three tourists and sews them mouth-to-bum, creating a human centipede. I'm interested in finding out how someone can take such a disgusting concept and make it sexy in this one, brought to you by Tom Byron Pictures. |
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| Danica and Sunny are in a German motel, where they talk about their unsatisfied sexual urges. They've fucked guys all over the world, and just can't get enough. After a bit of talk, the two begin to make love on the bed as Sunny sucks on both of Danica's perfect, natural tits. She removes Danica's pink lace panties to tongue her clit before getting on all-fours to have her ass smacked and puckered pussy played with. Danica licks and fingers Sunny's pussy from behind before pulling out a glass toy to fuck her with as she lays on her back and talks dirty. Then Sunny pulls out a toy of her own to fuck Danica with before the two girls hump pussies and make out passionately to end the scene. |
| A nice pairing of blonde and brunette to begin the film, this girl-on-girl scene captures both the beauty and chemistry between the girls who appear quite natural in front of the camera. Sunny's ass is incredible as it’s raised in the air and Danica's sexy side tattoos accentuate her body, captured nicely with tight shots and good use of camera angles. |
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| The girls find an ad online posted by a “mad doctor type” which for some reason turns them on. They go to meet with him (played by Tom Byron) and find themselves in a bit of a predicament, tied to a bed as the insane doctor tells a story about a past girlfriend. The scene cuts to him and Amber in a hospital room where he licks her trimmed pussy before she gives some great, neck-bobbing head. He fucks her missionary, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, spooning, and missionary again which leads to a cum shot across her torso. |
| Amber is one dirty girl as she talks dirty and grins like a possessed woman while getting fucked, sucking cock like a true slut. This is a lengthy scene with a lot of positions and a serious effort from Amber, who adds a bit of a cougar element to the film. |
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| After we learn a little more of the mad doctor's plans to attach three humans to grant them sexual pleasure, we find out maybe he's not such a bad guy after all. In another flashback scene, Jynx Maze is already getting it on with Evan and Jordan. She feasts on Jordan's cock while Evan fucks her and the guys take turns in all the popular positions before both sharing their loads all over her body in this lengthy scene. |
| Jynx is a hot newbie to the industry with an incredible ass, as we get to see it pounded by both dudes in the scene. The 19-year-old cutie has made quite a few appearances in 2010 and puts forth her best effort yet with Jordan and seasoned vet Evan. |
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| In yet another flashback, brunette Kaci is making out with Keni in a bedroom where they undress each other. He sucks on her perked nipples before bending her over the end of the bed to lick her trimmed twat. She lays on her back to get better oral from Keni, followed by 69 then missionary for Kaci, spooning, doggy, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, harder missionary again, and a cumshot across her tits and in her mouth. |
| Kaci remains nice and vocal throughout this straightforward scene, appearing very natural in front of the camera. It doesn't stray from being anything more than standard porn fare, though a nice mix of camera angles captures the action well. |
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| Without revealing much about the plot, basically the nutty doctor lets all three victims go at it in his operating room. We get to see Danica and Sunny make out yet again as Keni gets to join in the fun, diving his face into Sunny's gorgeous ass cheeks while she licks Danica's pussy. Both girls suck his cock together, with Danica in the 69 position and Sunny deep-throating to the best of her ability. Sunny rides cowgirl then reverse cowgirl, followed by doggy for Danica, mish for Sunny as Danica lays on top of her then beside her. Seeing both girls with their legs spread is a thing of beauty as Keni gets his choice of who to fuck, switching between them before finally pulling out of Danica in doggy and busting over both girls' plump asses. |
| Ending the film with a solid three-way, this scene focuses on both girls prominently, beginning with some hard riding from Sunny and then more attention on Danica with a few good minutes of pussy-pounding doggy. The girls get sweaty, putting forth a great performance in this climactic scene to bring the film to a close. |
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Bonus Features
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| Pete the Meat's Overall Impression |
| The Human Sexipede is dark in two ways; both in its sense of humor and in the overall hue of the film, set in dim-lit rooms to keep with the horror theme. I haven't seen The Human Centipede film it's spoofing, although I'm sure this version is far more interesting – featuring all-natural hotties and some fresh faces in the industry. If you like a bit of humor with your porn, you'll find it here. |
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