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| AVN award-winning and Hall of Fame director Miles Long brings you America's premier game show like you've never seen it before - too hot for TV! This XXX version stars Alexis Texas as a model who opens a lot more than just her briefcase! She's part of the 'deal,' along with a hilarious cast of horny contestants that can barely grasp the rules of play (including a surprise cameo by Ron Jeremy!), but end up getting down and dirty with every move - even the Banker gets blown! And just when you thought you'd seen it all, germaphobe Howie himself does the nasty without a full body condom! |
| We’ve all fantasized about banging one of those beautiful suitcase models on the show. Well, the Official Deal or No Deal parody brings it to life with Michael Vegas starring as a funny and very bald Howie Mandell. With what looks like a decent budget and strong cast of girls, it looks promising. |
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| The premise begins with Michael Vegas as Howie hosting an “uncensored” television special, explaining that the following footage was censored in the U.S. but aired in Canada where T.V. guidelines are far less strict. There’s a cameo appearance here too that I won’t ruin for you. The set looks pretty terrible, and as Howie reveals that when the show doesn’t have prize money, the winner can fuck his sexy suitcase girl instead. |
| Mark and Alexis begin to make out and she sucks his dick well before laying on her back to get her hairy twat licked. He fucks her missionary then doggy as she talks dirty, followed by cowgirl with a nice shot of Alexis’ massive bouncing ass, then reverse cowgirl, mish again, and a cum shot across her tits. |
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| Contestants Brooklyn Lee and John are two redneck contestants who have to decide whether or not to take the deal. The deal is banging on set. They take it. |
| He licks her shaved pussy thoroughly before she sucks his dick then rides cowgirl in somewhat of a slow beginning to the scene. He begins to pound her from underneath a bit harder to make her scream then fucks her well-lubed pussy doggy style as Brooklyn’s perky, natural breasts jiggle like crazy. The hot redhead rubs her pussy as he fucks her and moans like crazy as she gets fucked missionary before spreading her ass for some anal entry in a few positions then receives a load all over her big round ass. |
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| Howie reveals why the audience never gets to see the banker way up there in that Deal or No Deal booth. Well, because he’s always up there getting a blow job during the show’s taping. Slutty Gracie Glam is playing the game looking like a hooker in a pink dress and heels. She feels the banker has screwed her while playing and marches up to his booth to work out another deal. |
| She gets on her knees to suck his cock like a thirsty slut then get her face fucked hard as she gags on his shaft. She spreads her legs on his desk to get fucked slowly at first with her natural tits bursting out of her dress, which is now just wrapped around her torso. He fucks her doggy as she talks dirty and begs for her ass to be smacked then rides cowgirl, reverse cowgirl before opening wide to receive a deposit from the banker. |
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| Sexy brunette Lizz Taylor and beautiful blonde Teagan summers interview Anthony who is applying to be a contestant on the show. Teagan looks incredibly sexy dressed in a business skirt while Lizz is more casual in tight ripped jeans. They strip him naked and threaten he better not tell anyone what went down. |
| Of course a story like this could never stay a secret as both girls go to town on the lucky guy, sucking his cock together. He fucks Lizz doggy as she gets super wet while munching on Teagan’s bald pussy, then it’s Teagan’s turn to get fucked missionary as they share him mutually in a number of positions on the large boardroom desk. The bright-lit scene takes you into the only threesome of the film, with nice panning and zooms to capture the action well. Teagan gets pretty wet riding reverse cowgirl and this is a long, enjoyable scene with two sexy girls. |
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| Howie is throwing a hissy fit backstage as an obsessed fan breaks in to try to meet him. Diamond busts in his dressing room and throws out his bodyguard to have her way with him right then and there. |
| Well, they say crazy girls do it better and it may in fact be true as Diamond demands him to strip down so she can get his dick in her mouth. The ultimate blonde cougar sucks cock like she’s starved of it while her massive tits jiggle with her every movement. The oral lasts only a minute before she’s riding him hard on the couch cowgirl then reverse cowgirl then getting fucked spooning, missionary and receiving a special prize to take home. |
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Bonus Features
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| Pete the Meat's Overall Impression |
| While attempts at being humorous are feeble at best, the film has a lighthearted spirit that doesn’t lack in filthiness. About the funniest thing is seeing Vegas in one of those rubber bald things as he impersonates Howie Mandel. But there are some quality women featured, highlighted by the likes of Diamond Foxxx, Alexis Texas and Teagan Summers. This is a lighthearted flick with enough substance to make it work. |
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