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| The Ladies Man Has Met His Match! Lori Beth Studies Richie's Hard Cock! Miriam Gets The Grand Poobah! Will Fonzie Say I Love You? America's favorite 1950's gang is back for even more hot and wild sex! Fonzie's long time love Pinky Tuscadero is back in town and tugging at his heart strings...and his cock! |
| I can’t imagine that This Ain’t Happy Days XXX will be anything like the wholesome 1970's show about the innocent 1950's. Or maybe the 1950's weren’t so innocent after all and they just never told us. |
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| Leather is looking for a music gig at the diner. She claims to have some special skills and Chachi and Fonzie want to see what those skills are. The Fonz tells the diner to clear out. Leather shows her skills, getting down on her knees and blowing two cocks. The Fonz and Chachi lay Leather on a diner booth, Chachi getting Leather’s pussy and Fonzie getting her mouth. This pretty much happens throughout the scene as both guys take turns getting sucked off or plowing her cunt. Fonzie lets loose a load over Leather’s cheek while Chachi drenches her face like a garden hose putting out a fire. The sex is pretty vanilla and the scene ran rather long, given what was going on. It could have been better if they had a dp or something to move the scene along. Leather isn’t a bad looking girl, but she was a bit underutilized for all her “skills.” |
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| Jessica and Krissy play a pair of twins who are looking to exchange Christmas gifts with Fonzie in the men’s room. They mistake Potsie for Fonzie as he’s dialing the pay phone wearing the famous leather jacket. Potsie plays the ruse till he gets Jessica and Krissy to suck his cock. They continue even after the jig is up. These two big fake breasted blondes take turns getting fucked. Jessica gets fucked in standup doggy and standup cowgirl while Krissy gets her pussy plowed in a lay down cowgirl. Anthony lets loose his load over both their faces. Jessica is more into the sex than Krissy, but they both have pretty good performances and they both are dick hardening attractive. |
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| Lori Beth, Richie’s girlfriend, goes over to his house to get help with math but what they really end up practicing is biology. Lori Beth fits her role as she is fairly young looking with a baby fat body to match. She and Richi try hitting the books but Richie ends up tapping that big ass instead. They fuck cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and spoon on the livingroom couch. Nice camera work shows Lori Beth’s nubile body with her totally shaven snatch getting pumped by cock. |
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| Mrs. Cunningham, Richie’s mom, goes to the Lodge to surprise her husband. Instead, she meets two other Lodge members, Chris and Eric, and turns into a total cock slut. Mrs. C sucks both cocks and gets them wet and hard. Once the granny panties come off, she gets her pussy fucked by one cock while sucking on the other like a sex starved 1950s housewife. I don’t remember Richie’s mom having such a nice rack or being such a cock monster. Raquel plays it so intense that it doesn’t look like either Chris or Eric can keep up with her. The makeup artist did a convincing job of making her look like a much older woman. Otherwise, Raquel has a rockin’ body that any older woman would envy having. |
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| Pinky, who’s looking to get back together with Fonzie, shows up at the garage to meet with him. He’s a bit hesitant about their relationship until she reminds him of how good they were together. She begins by giving him a nice long blowjob, stuffing that large cock in her mouth. Fonzie lays back for Pinky to slide her cunt over his cock so she can ride him reverse cowgirl. She switches positions to lay on her back while he thrusts his cock in and out of her hairless twat. He then moves his cock from her pussy to her asshole, stretching it out as he pistons in and out. The highlight of the scene is Pinky in the piledriver position getting fucked in her ass till it is a gaping hole for The Fonz to bust his nut all over. Yep, looks like they’re getting back together. |
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| Han de Hooter's Overall Impression |
| If you have fond memories of “Happy Days” and don’t want them ruined, don’t watch this flick. But if you enjoy porno parodies of iconic TV shows, then by all means, this would probably satisfy your curiosity. Aside from the last scene, the sex is average. The porn starlets, for the most part, are attractive and play their parody roles pretty well. This porno isn’t a must-see but it does try to mimic the feel of the original show pretty closely. |
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