Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid! Every hooker has a secret... Silvia (Kaylani Lei) is about to reveal hers. Former college student turned high class call girl, Silvia lets us in on the intimate details of her life, as a documentary film crew interviews her for a piece on 'Escorts'. Private jets, world class hotels, and unthinkable sex acts have given her an amazing tale to tell. But the best is yet to come... and as her sordid story comes to a close, a terrifying truth is revealed... one that may mean the end for the unsuspecting film crew. So beware... for some secrets are best left untold...
EXPECTATIONS:
The best way to describe any Wicked Pictures feature is porno with plot and The Accidental Hooker is a perfect example. As with any Wicked feature, expect beautiful porn starlets with realistic studio sets and costumes. The featured porn starlet for this flick is the Asian beauty Kaylani Lei.
Kaylani meets up at a hotel room with Brad Armstrong’s character for the first time after some internet correspondence. Kaylani is waiting on the bed as Brad walks into the scene. He finger bangs her pussy as he licks her clit. Then they swap positions for Kaylani to suck on Brad’s cock. After the licking and sucking, Brad drives his cock deep into Kaylani’s pussy, doggy style. Kaylani gets on top for some reverse cowgirl action, moving into a 69 for some oral and then back to reverse again. The final position is Kaylani in a piledriver, where we get a good shot of her pussy getting stuffed. Brad lets loose a gooey facial, ending the scene.
Scene 1 Rating:
Kaylani has a bangin’ petite body but fucks with her dress on, pretty much depriving us of seeing her completely naked. The sex itself is pedestrian, nothing out of the ordinary, aside from the piledriver.
Kaylani meets her next trick, Deep Threat, in a limo. After a glass of champagne, Kaylani is ready to suck some big black cock. We get to see Kaylani’s fine A-cups but yet again she fucks with her dress on. Deep thrusts his night stick into Kaylani’s pussy doggy style on the back seat. After some slow dicking, Kaylani gets on top cowgirl and bounces on Deep’s black cock vigorously. Afterwards, Kaylani strokes his cock, sending his load into Kaylani’s open mouth.
Scene 2 Rating:
This scene feels like they are fucking in a darkroom with a strobe light flashing every few seconds. You can barely see Deep’s cock--it is so dark--and wouldn’t be able to see it at all, if not for the flash going off every so often.
Sultry euro babe Jennifer Dark gives Niko a fantastic looking blowjob to get things started, while Kaylani sits in a chair next to the bed playing the voyeur. Jennifer’s black thong comes off and we see her delectable bare pussy with a clit ring peeping out in the dark shadows of her cunt. Niko dives in for some cunny honey as Kaylani sits watching, rubbing her pussy and at times joining in with the couple for some kissing, rubbing, and licking. Jennifer and Niko get into a 69 for more oral. Her head is nonstop bobbing up and down on his saliva-slicked cock. Niko bangs Jennifer’s pussy on her back in a pirate’s bounty and then onto doggy style. Jennifer gets on top for cowgirl, riding the big stick while Niko plays with her asshole, wherein Jennifer puts his cock next. This is hot as Jennifer sounds like she is in the throws of passion, Niko’s cock jackhammering her asshole while Kaylani furiously rubs her pussy and watching. Lastly we see Niko fuck Jennifer in anal doggy style. A great shot of Kaylani spreading Jennifer’s ass cheeks as Jennifer rubs her own pussy. After Niko goes to town on Jennifer’s ass, he finishes off with a huge spray of cum over Jennifer’s back, where Kaylani proceeds to lick it off.
Shyla and Tommy play a married couple that include a hooker, Kaylani, in their sex romp. After heading home from dinner, Shyla and Kaylani start kissing before Tommy enters the picture. Then their attention turns to his hard cock. With Kaylani’s pussy on one side and Tommy’s cock on the other, Shyla switches between the two licking and sucking. There is a lot of oral action in this scene and it seems to go on forever. Then the fucking begins with Shyla bent over a countertop with one leg up on it, getting dicked from behind. Kaylani kneels next to the couple. Tommy feeds her his cock as he pulls out of Shyla’s pussy and then puts it back in. Now Shyla and Kaylani are both on the countertop on their backs, getting their pussies banged. After Tommy switches back and forth, he lies on his back on top of the counter and Kaylani gets on top of him reverse cowgirl. The scene finishes with both gals on their knees getting a couple of spurts from Tommy’s gun.
Scene 4 Rating:
And yet again not only do we see Kaylani fucking with her dress on, but Shyla as well. At least she lets her large breasts hang out the top but it would’ve been nice to see both get buck naked. I’m starting to think this is supposed to be some kinda high class porno.
Ever take a hooker to the opera? No? Neither have I. But apparently what would happen is the hooker, Kaylani, would give the john, Chris, a handjob in the nose bleed section. Kinky? You betcha! Kaylani must give good hand because he nuts all over her gloved hand and arm. I don’t know if he was satisfied, but I sure as hell wasn’t.
Ever get or give a blowjob in a car? Well, now you know what is going to happen in this scene. To top it off, it’s inside a Corvette going through the car wash. What’s worse is Kaylani is struggling because maybe it’s kinda cramped inside the car. Maybe they should’ve filmed this scene in something roomier, like an SUV. Barret, on the other hand, doesn’t think she is going fast enough, hurriedly thrusting his dick into her mouth. Then again, he is trying to get off before the carwash ends.
Scene 7 - Kaylani Lei, Devon Lee, Jennifer Dark, Mikayla, Deep Threat & Derrick Pierce
Scene 7 Rating:
4 woman, 2 man orgy. This is a gothic setting with a techno rock soundtrack. The women pair up, Jennifer with Kaylani, Mikayla with Derrick, and Devon with Deep. Derrick nibbles on dark haired Mikayla’s big firm titties while fingering her cunt. Deep gets a handful of blonde Devon’s big boobies. Jennifer and Kaylani do some heavy petting. They end up splitting, Jennifer joining Devon and Kaylani pairing up with Mikayla. As with all orgies, it’s hard to keep track of who is doing what to whom, and how. Even with 2 threesomes, it’s still kinda hard to keep track. I just sat back and enjoyed the show the girls were putting on, sucking, licking, and getting fucked. Deep has sunglasses on in a dimly lit room. How in the hell can he see anything? I suppose he is fucking by touch and smell. Somewhere along the way, one gal from each threesome switches teams. Devon and Mikayla team up and become the big breasted team, Team Big’uns. That’s the pair I’d like to be with as evidenced by Derrick’s smile.
This feature has a cast of beautiful women, not an ugly one in the bunch. The visuals are good and so is the story line with somewhat of a surprise ending. There are some very slow moments in this film, especially the dialog portions and the setup scenes leading up to the sex scenes. My one major knock against this feature is the lack of brighter lighting. I understand the use of dim and shadowy lighting to complement the storyline, but with such a hot cast of beauties, I would have enjoyed it more had I been able to see them better, unless bodily defects and deformities are being hidden, but I don’t think so. If you are single and want to know what being with a hooker is like, skip this feature. If you are a couple looking to do some role play and need some ideas, give this flick a go. If you want to simulate being a voyeur whacking off to a bunch of hot looking women under dim lighting, then this is right up your alley.
